Dagwood Bumstead Sandwich

3 lg Onions

1 Head lettuce

4 Tomatoes, sliced

1 Lobster tail

1 Eagle talon

1 Fish (pref.2-days old)

1 Pot spaghetti

- Cold and gooey 1 lb Bacon (cooked?)

1 Meatloaf

1 Ham

1 Fried egg (over easy)

1 String of sausages

1 Mayonnaise, gallon

1 Jar of pickle relish

1 Tin of sardine in oil

1 Bottle of ketchup

1 Bottle Sweet mustard

1 Hot mustard

1 Loaf Bread

Assorted cheese Assorted vegetables Assorted olives NOTES FROM MINNEAPOLIS STAR TRIBUNE: Now that he has announced that his joining his wife`s catering business, cartoon chowhound Dagwood Bumstead is releasing the recipe for his famous Dagwood sandwich. See ingredients above. See directions below. DIRECTIONS: Arrange the ingredients between two slices of bread. Serves one. From: King Features Syndicate Originally posted by: Elaine Caldwell (KVNH17B)